Gotta Take Some Time To Appreciate Mother Nature

Working from home today, I felt that I wasn't taking advantage of the beautiful day outside.  Thoughts of my own mortality entered my head and I got to thinking about all the days and opportunities I wasted by isolating myself indoors.  So like Bear Fucking Gryllis I packed up my necessary survival gear (laptop, phone, earbuds, sunblock) and moved my operation center 2 feet outside of my back door.

This is living, people.  I am at one with nature.  Well, for 20 minutes anyway until I got too hot and sweaty and couldn't see my computer screen well enough.  Now I admire MILF Nature from a more comfortable vantage point.

You Can Call Me What You Will

I mean many titles suit me.  I'm a father, an adulterer, a good man, possibly a drunkard, and a perennial champion of awesome.  What follows are chronicles of a single dad who is trying to dig himself out of a chasm of problems that he himself created.  There is likely to be some self-deprecation, some amusing stories, and hopefully some semblance of progress.  I do not suggest people follow in my path, but if they find themselves where I am, hopefully they can garner some hope, or at least some laughs.